Monday, August 17, 2009

"HOW SECURE IS YOUR CAR?"

" IG. has come again!"



Regenerated from the archives
of Hi-Tech Entertainment Studios.
(An Ndubeze IG. Muoma organization)





"EVEN AS YOU LAUGH, TRY TO PONDER ABOUT THESE THINGS.




Have a week and weekend of laughter!











Let's all have a funfilled weekend.





In view of the rampant cases of car theft recorded recently, we are left with only two options as per our motor vehicles and motorcyles:



1. Get comprehensive insurance cover

2. Or adopt one of the following measures:















MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY IS MY

WAY OF LIFE! JUST HOOK ME UP

WHENEVER YOU WANT TO FEEL

GOOD, I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE

PROMISELAND!!

.....IG.

IF NA YOU, YOU GO STAY?




" IG. has come again!"

" IF YOU WERE THERE, WOULD
YOU STAY? "

Regenerated from the archives
of HI-TECH GENIUS INTERNATIONAL
entertainment studios, An IG. Muoma organization.


NDUBEZE IG. MUOMA
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY.
U. S. A
















Imagine this happening to you...



One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
member congregation was surprised
to see two men enter, both covered from
head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns.

One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."






Immediately, the choir fled...



the deacons fled...





and most of the congregation fled....

Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.



The man who had spoken took off his hood...


He then looked at the preacher




And said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the

hypocrites...







Now you may begin your service.
Have a niceday!"

And the two men turned and walked out.

TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON ...

"A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT LATER
SUGGESTED THAT MAJORITY OF THOSE
WHO STAYED WHERE FACING TERRIBLE HARDSHIP IN LIFE AND IN THE VERGE OF
CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE. THEY WERE
ALSO THE REASON WHY THE PASTOR
STAYED."


*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God .




and then wonder why the world is in the
condition it is today....






*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...



but question what the Bible says...





*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...



provided they do not have to believe, think,
say, or do anything the Bible says.

or is it scary?


*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...


but still Follow Satan (who, by the way,
also "believes"in God).

*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'
through e-mail and they spread like wildfire..
.




but when you start sending messages regarding
the Lord, you think twice about sharing.


*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and
obscene pass freely through cyberspace...


but the public discussion of Jesus is
suppressed in the school and work place.

*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be
so fired up for Christ on Sunday.


but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.


Are you laughing?



*Funny how when you go to forward this
message...you will not send it to many on your address
list because you're not sure what they believe...

or what they will think of you for sending it.

*Funny how I can be more worried about
what other people think of me...

... than what God thinks of me.



Are you thinking?

Will you share this with people you care about?


Or not?

May the Lord bless you and keep you,

May the Lord make His face to shine upon you,

And be gracious to you;

May the Lord lift up His favour upon you

And give you His peace

Friday, August 14, 2009

"As sent to our Mens' Prayer Meeting As sent to our Mens' Prayer meeting.

Hi Everyone,
Let us not bother about alcohol...... Let there be beer!! Biko Nu.
I will donate a crate of malt drink and coors light.

IMPORTANT POINTS OF VIEW.
There was no way the early prophets and writers of the Bible would have been able
to write down all God had said.

I have the feelings that it is possible that God might also have said,
"LET THERE BE BEER, AND THERE WAS BEER!!!".... LET THERE BE WINE, AND
THERE WAS WINE!!!!. Just the same way he said, "LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND
THERE WAS LIGHT!!!!! .... otherwise, He would not have created the palm tree the
produce palm wine/beer and the vine that produce soft wine.

Moreover, when Jesus Christ turned water into wine, they did not specify whether
it was an acoholic wine or not, but for the fact that it was said that the multitude
DRANK and MADE MERRY (being happy and excited) gives us the instinct that
there might be little SHAAKS in it. Remember, the bible says that, "It is not what
enters into MAN that defiles him, but what comes out of him." HE simply warned
that we should not drink it TO ENTER OUR EYES.
This is in a lighter mood anyway. Anybody who takes it too personal,
NA YOU SABI OOOH!!!!!!!

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HI-TECH GENIUS INTRNATIONAL STUDIOS
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* HTTP://igmuoma.blogspot.com
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* HTTP://LAUGHTOEVERLASTINGHAPINESS.BLOGSPOT.COM
* HTTP://LAUGHINGJACKASSES.BLOGSPOT.COM
* HTTP://LAUGHTERUNLIMITEDWORLDWIDE.BLOGSPOT.COM
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AN NDUBEZE IG. MUOMA ORGANIZATION,

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY.
U. S. A

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

People's happiness is my everlasting desire!